Total Medals Earned: 94 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,760 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Finish episode 2.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Find all the plot tokens.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 13/30 (70/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Pet the teddy
Complete the game
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/15 (65/370 points)
Kill the plumber 10 times
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Beat level 24
Beat level 36
Check out Dojo.com
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Get stomped on level 1.
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (220/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other